Tuesday, September 29, 2015

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Edward M. Richardson
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You must Be the change for change to happen

Monday, September 28, 2015

Joke for the 28th

Do you know what Mozart and Beethoven are doing today?





                     Decomposing.

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Joke! September 24, 2015

Why would Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?









                          Fo' Drizzle!

Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Diktat (n)

A way to end one war that usually leads to more war.

So it's not really an end at all.

Monday, September 21, 2015

Live Right, Vote Right, Buy Right

It is increasingly obvious to almost everyone that our world is running a fever. China and India are worried (which is a really good thing, seeing how large, disrupting, and culpable they are), South America is worried, Africa is worried... Democrats are worried. In short, those who are suffering the effects the most are worried. Which makes sense. It's the same reason the middle east is worried about ISIS and Iran. (PEW Research)

Sadly, though, much of the "developed world" -- Japan, US, Europe -- the primary drivers of the problem, are not so worried. They don't see what their children see: the devastating effects of our anthropocentric (anthropocentric?) extremism.

The knowledge is out there, though. It might not be as clear as a nuclear bomb, but it's not opaque, either. Scientists and rational thinkers everywhere (as well as a host of irrational thinkers, but don't let them distract you) warn us of the cataclysmic possibilities. While they are undoubtedly wrong in their predictions, because no one can see the future, it is anyone's guess how they will be wrong. Because you can't predict the future either.

There is a problem, though. We might have been able to wait and hope for the best as the older generations slowly die out, leaving us with a world that cares more about our dwindling environment. Except those older generations actually do more. Millennials like me are almost worthless as human beings.

I'm sorry. That sounds mean. But it is hard to escape the fact that millennials, the people we must rely on to solve this problem, are probably the worst people around to solve this problem. Millennials want things done for them. They want governmental solutions. They want corporations to exhibit stellar behavior, because they don't want to have to do anything. We want our cake to hang on the wall, but we can't avoid eating it, either. How many of my peers actually modify their shopping for green/organic choices? How many of us recycle consistently? How many of us conserve water and energy? Buy used?

Not too many.

How many get a new super-phone every year or so?

A whole lot.

"Let's solve this so that we don't have to change our behavior." this is the attitude Lee Ann Head sees in Millennials, and I see the same thing. But being green, trying to preserve the ecosystem, saving the world from humans, will require a little behavior change. It's being spoiled brats that got us into this mess, it is not being a more spoiled brat that will get us out.

We must Be the change we want in the world. Like this guy: Mike Beitiks (By the way, vote for this guy).

Really, sometimes complicated problems have a philosophically simple solution:

Live right, vote right, buy right.

Ahimsa (n)

The protocol for Dr. King, Gandhi, Jesus, vegans, Jain, monks, and other wise people the world over. Ahimsa means "Not to Injure", "Compassion", "Cause no injury". Ahimsa is the doctrine of non-violence out of respect for life.

It's root is in Saskrit: Hiṃs means "to strike"; hiṃsā is "injury or harm". A-hiṃsā, then, is the opposite of this. It is a cardinal virtue in Jainism, Hinduism, and Buddhism (says Wikipedia).

Everyone builds their outlook upon certain core understandings we just believe to be true, and can then build our rationality upon them. But at the base is an emotional belief of that precept. Personally, ahimsa is also one of my core understandings. Especially considering it as "inspired by the premise that all living beings have the spark of the divine spiritual energy", it may very well be the first (unprovable) assumption in my mind (with great agnostic flexibility as to what 'divine spiritual energy' really means).

Ahimsa is like the pro-life movement. However, it is It is impossible to follow ahimsa with every one of your actions, words, and thoughts, and remain living yourself; yet that is a great noble goal. If it is used as a basic outlook on life, well then, you might become a saint.

Friday, September 18, 2015

An Open Suggestion for a New Calling Paradigm

The Paradigm

Phone numbers are a very old system, and should be applauded for lasting as long as they have. They are wonderful things, because they are not tied down and strangled by one corporate personality. Whoever supplies your phone, they all use the same system. Like email. Email is also very open and cool. But there is a little problem: with the modern existence of video calls, text messaging, and other fancy things old phones didn't have to deal with. But we can't replace old phone numbers with a bunch of new emails because we can't call an email from a phone.

We are no in danger, really, of running out of phone numbers. Every once in a while, we add a digit to how long they can be, but perhaps we could just completely re-think the box.

I suggest a new paradigm. One that can (theoretically) coexist with the current paradigm. To facilitate this, new phone numbers can still be numbers. Something a traditional phone could call, even if it is only supplying one type of information (voice) from the myriad of possibilities (video, text, data, et cetera).

To begin, we need some kind of tag, that isn't taken. The current phone system does this by having protocols as to what numbers are allowed where in the code. But they rarely use the * or # keys....

So to begin, just dial:

*0#

Straight across the bottom. Left to right. Exquisitely easy to remember.

Now we can re-create the numbering system from the ground up.

Location is not as important as it once was, but it could still be incorporated. If for no other reason than that it will make migration easier. New numbers can use as many or as few divisions as you would like as long as every number ends with the same last digit.

We could use #.

There's endless possibilities. I'll only explore one:

So, let's say you live in America, and you want that reflected in the new paradigm; your city is Raleigh North Carolina, you're service provide is Republic Wireless; and you have a family plan (Republic Wireless does not have family plans. This is just an example). You could have your new-paradigm number reflect that and the number could be whatever you want.

*0# (to begin)
1* (America's country code)
919* (An Area Code in Raleigh, where Republic Wireless is based.)
737* ("REP" on an old phone, made up code for this provider)
363* (Group or Family Plan number 363 -- spelling "Doe" in this case)
5646 (5646 spells "John" on your phone)
# (Call!)

So, the whole number would be:
*0#1*919*737*363*5646#

Translated to English, that would be: New-Paradigm # America * Raleigh * Republic Wireless * Doe Family * John. Call! The # tells the system the number is ready to be called.

But, if you are calling within your family plan, you can simply dial:
*0#5646# (or: Call John)

It would know the rest, because that is where you were calling from.

Or, within Republic Wireless:
*0#363*5646#0 (Call John Doe - or with the logic of the system: Phone! Doe, John! Call Him!)

Or, outside the Republic Wireless supplier:
*0#737*363*5646# (Call John Doe, with Republic Wireless)

Users would not need to list their whole complicated number, ever. Even a number associated with places and companies like *0#1*919*737*363*5646# could be represented simply: REP*363*5646. Which, in this case, is no longer than an ordinary normal number.

But it could actually be easier: REP*32*64. Even long numbers could look simple, such as 1233*4566*789 988 765 count up, count down. Or 3636 * 36 36 36 * 3636


Immediate Advantage

Because there is a designated (and easily understood) separator and call command, no matter the phone you are using, the number could be anything. You could have a really simple number like:
*0#1*2*3*4*5#

Or something really specific:
*0#1*303*737*66774766*339273# (Call America*Denver*REP*Morrison*Edward)

With modern fancy phones, remembering and calling either number is actually rather simple, because you could just type in the words.


Video-Calling Services

The current Video-Call provider peoples could have their own things as well:

Face Time could create their own thing:
*0#1*408*32238463**#

Which, translated, is: New-Paradigm # America * The Area Code in Cupertino CA, where Apple lives * "FaceTime" * (blank) * (blank)

Since that's long, they could also just do:
*0#1*408*38**# (New-Paradigm # America * Cupertino * "FT" * (blank) * (blank))

Or, it could be even simpler. There's no reason we need so many categories. We don't need the country code anymore, really, right? We know it's America, so Skype could be:
*0#650*75973**# (New-Paradigm # Palo Alto, CA * "Skype" * (blank) * (blank))

Or, even simpler, switch the service provider and the city location:
*0#84237***# (New-Paradigm # "Viber" * (blank) * (blank) * (blank)

It would be easy to discard some of these designations. Email gets along with only two: your corporate allegiance before the dot, and if that is actually a company or an organization or the government (or whatever - nowadays, you can have almost anything after the dot).

So, discarding the fluff, if our friend John had a number with the Google Monopoly, he could be reached at:
*0#42646887*363*5646*# (New-Paradigm # "Hangouts" * Doe Family * John * (blank) # Call!)

Or, if you are calling from within the Google, simply:
*0#363*5646*# (New-Paradigm # Doe Family * John) 

Or, within the Doe family:
*0#5646*# (or: Call John)

Because there is a designated call button, the remainders can always be assumed. The computer will know what to fill in the other sections: your own data.


Migrating to the New Paradigm

Realistically, there is no need to put your location. That's not an important part of phone numbers any more. We are now measured more by our patriotism to corporations. These corporations, sadly, don't like immigration or even travel between their boarders. Our new phones can do amazing things, but they are locked within borders as arbitrary as those between Colorado and Kansas. The old paradigm is not so closed. Back when, people living in Connecticut could call people in New York. Area-code be damned, you can just add it on there.

Today, however, Face Time cannot call Skype. Skype cannot call Hangouts. Hangouts cannot call any one of the other minor players. One of the reasons video calling has a hard time taking off, I believe, is that you can't just call anyone. You must to be part of the same clique.

The primary reason I suggest this idea is the change that. If there was an open system, then different groups can buy in. You could even call old phones, they just wouldn't get the video feed. You could call anyone. My current number would be what it is now: 7204806197, no tags, no separators. But, this could eventually be migrated to be one of many possibilities:

  • *0#1*720*480*6197# (which is missing a middle section: the supplier. So it would either be some random combobulation like: New-Paradigm # (blank, and assumed to be part of the old paradigm because the next number is 1) * Ol' America * The guys who picked up the 720 property * my arbitrary group from antiquity * me)
  • *0#1*1*720*480*6197# (New-Paradigm # America * America, again * The guys who picked up the 720 property * my arbitrary group from antiquity * me)
  • *0#1*720*x*480*6197# (New-Paradigm # America * Arvada * Whatever company I signed up with * my arbitrary group from antiquity * me)


Being outside the old paradigm, but compatible, means that it could grow as quickly as groups bought into it.

If we adopted this, then as the old paradigm was replaced, the start tag would become obsolete. The 5 categories can grow organically because they can be any length - separated by *

Thus, we'd never, ever, run out of numbers. Even if we colonized Mars and Alpha Centauri.


Remote Advantage

Say you wanted to call a directory, just dial the spaces:

Looking for a number in the country?
*0#1****#

Or, within Raleigh?
*0#919***#

Or within Republic Wireless?
*0#737**#

Or within the Doe family?
*0#363*#

I don't know how anyone would run all of these directories, and most people would never do this. But companies might (and certain technophiles and advanced users). They have directories already and workers with extensions. This would be a built-in feature of the new numbering system. So, if you know the extension of your party, you would not have to wait for the system to answer first and then tell you "if you know the number of your party's extension, you may dial it at any time". You could just save their number directly. But the companies number might be the only thing that is published, and would deliver you to the automated system.

So if they Doe family had a little business, they could just publish their number as such:
919*737*363*#


Fluid Arrangement

If you've read this idea, you may have noticed that I've fudged things around a bit.

In someways, it doesn't make sense to have the country code first, then an area code, then a company code. There is no reason they must exist in any particular order. Five categories makes for a rather scale-able and fluid system, but none of the codes must be static.

Our friend John might be with Republic Wireless for general cell services, and Hangouts for their little proprietary video-call service, and have a land-line with AT&T, It might be possible to re-arrange the categories to make that more simple:

*0# (to begin, eventually to be replaced and obsolete)
1* (America's country code)
737* ("REP" on an old phone)
363* ("Doe" Family Plan)
5646* ("John")
1 (John's primary phone)
# (Call!)

There is no necessary reason for Hangouts to need their own calling card in there, perhaps he picks up the number:

*0# (to begin)
1* (America)
737* ("REP")
363* ("Doe")
5646* ("John")
2 (John's Hangout phone)
# (Call!)

So you could potentially have multiple numbers, that are all analogous: REP*363*5646*1  and  REP*363*5646*2  and  REP*363*5646*3

A company could make their own code at the top spot:

*0# (to begin)
737* (Republic Wireless)
1* (American customers)
363* (Doe Family)
5646* (John)
* (blank, don't need it)
# (Call!)

Perhaps international calls would be easier.

There is a lot of flexibility within the idea, that perhaps would provide better service by being nailed down a bit more. This is just a suggestion. perhaps it would make more sense to only have 4 or even 3 sections rather than 5.

Besides, we can always add more sections if 3 isn't enough.


Is Adoption Possible?

Most people will probably say no, forgetting that once upon a time, there was no phone system at all and it grew up to become ubiquitous. Of course it is possible, but it would need some kind of leader and a bunch of advocates.

At first, I would assume, it would actually be easier for the little apps to figure this out and be able to dial each other. Play nice together and realize the value of cooperation and collaboration. Every small provider like Viber, Imo, Glide, etc, whoever could adopt it and all of a sudden be a more useful program than even the dominant Skype. Maybe Google'd get on board.... Maybe they'd get on board early to be able to compete with Skype because they can't right now. then Skype would have to adopt to keep up. Then some city in Washington or California, or other technological city, then a few dozen 3rd world countries which don't have so much to move and change, so on and so forth... Apple would probably hold out until Armageddon, or at least until NANP (the North America Numbering Plan) adopted, but they aren't that necessary. Leave them in the dust. Once some major countries started buying in, then we would have video-calling capability everywhere and actually simpler phone numbers than now. For some people. Most people, even in poor countries, somehow have the devices that can do it. In places of business, tele-meetings are suddenly easy.

Then there would be absolutely no reason to go out and talk to your neighbor in real life!

....Hm... Maybe we shouldn't create a new paradigm...

Let's all stay locked in the corporate clique boxes, ok?

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Joke for the 15th (Sept)

Why'd the officer smell bad?







                     He was on duty.

A suggestion on additional pronouns

1st Person singular - 1st Person plural
I - We
Me - Us
My - Our
Mine - Ours
Myself - Ourselves

2nd Person singular - 2nd Person plural
You, Thou, Ye - Y'all, Youse
You, Thy, Ye(?) - Y'all, Youse
Your, Thine (?) - Your'n (?)
Yours - Your'n (?)
Yourself, Thyself - Yourselves

3rd Person feminine singular - 3rd Person feminine plural (Woman - Women)
She - They
Her - Them
Her - Their
Hers - Theirs
Herself - Themselves

3rd Person masculine singular - 3rd Person masculine plural (Man - Men (or, perhaps, "Vaman" - "Vamen"))
He - They
Him - Them
His - Their
His - Theirs
Himself / Hisself - Themselves

3rd Person neutral singular - 3rd Person neutral plural ("Neman" - "Nemen")
Ne, Nit - They
Hin, Nit - Them
Hir, Nits - Their
Hirs, Nits - Theirs
Hinself, Nitself - Themselves

3rd Person objective singular - 3rd Person objective plural (for things)
Thing - Things
It, That - They
It, That - Them
Its, Thats - Their
Its, Thats - Theirs
Itself - Themselves

Usage Examples:
Where is she/he/ne
What to do with her/him/hin
Where is her/his/hir toy
Is this hers/his/hirs

Monday, September 14, 2015

Perissology (n)

The bane and curse against writers of all kinds. The habit of 'purple prose'. Perissology really has little place among good writers, except in examples of satire. Don't use perissology in business writing, official correspondence, correspondence of any kind, the writing of grants, the writing of emails; never use it on Twitter (they won't allow it); don't use if if you're writing fiction, or non fiction. If you write an essay with Perissology, people will stop reading before you get to the point. If you use it in a story, you'll put your readers to sleep. If you use it in scientific writing, no one will be able to understand what your saying.

But one time it is, sort of (but not quite) alright; though I would not encourage it, it can be done; acceptable to use a little preissology, is in a definition of perissology.

Though I think I've gone a little bit over-board.

Perissology is using too many words to say what you could have said in just a few.

A synonym for redundancy.

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Joke for the 9th of the 9th

Why can't you hear a  pterodactyl in the bathroom?








                           It's pee is silent.

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

Haver (v)

foolish, pointless, inconsequential talk. The verb for small talk. Best known as in:

And if I haver, hey, I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To fall down at your door
--The Proclaimers

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Contradictions

"I've been told you are paying too much attention to recycling."

Ah. So that is what this meeting is about. Again. I deflate a little, into a familiar idling depression.

"I know it's hard to see students throw away so much food. And make so much trash." she talks sweet as treacle. "It's hard for me too. But you know what?"

Well, yes I do. But go on, and tell me anyway.

"I just have to look the other way."

There it is again. I've been told this at least ten times since I started working for Jefferson County Public Schools. This is what I am supposed to do with important issues. This is what I am supposed to do when I see something wrong. Not help. Not do the right thing. Not set an example of good behavior. Look the other way. If this were India, they would be asking me to look the other way when women were raped and set aflame.

This is the attitude we have running though our world. Willful ignorance. Keep your head in the sand and just keep walking.

"I know," she continues in her honey voice, "that it is a passion of yours. So what can we do to make this better? I know once we had a teacher who took fruit scraps to an animal."

"That would be great!" I said. "I also heard recently that we can save unopened food containers and re-distribute them."

"Oh No. We can't do that."

"...are you sure? It seems so... easy."

"I know we Can't do that."

Silly me, I assumed it was some misguided fear for the sanitation of the world. That sharing sealed food might get children poisoned. So it would be hard to budge anyone on the issue. Sanitation is never, it seems, good enough.

Sadly, it isn't. Schools aren't allowed to teach children to share because the district never learned that lesson: They are afraid of being robbed. That's why they can't share unopened food: someone might be getting something they didn't pay for.

The really sad thing is every school is plastered with the opposite message: "Do what's right, even when you're the only one" type posters.

Feeding one message, and showing another.

That's more than a little confusing.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

First joke for September

Where does a sheep get its hair cut?








                                 At a baaaa-baaa shop.

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