Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Fwd: Lets all Laugh at Greyhound

They give a bad name to real dogs everywhere. All canines. Caniforms, and, well, mammals, really. they should call themselves Granite Bus Lines for how aware they are of themselves.

Greyhound is so stupid, they don't realize 7-11 won't sell their tickets. The clerk in the store tells me they haven't for over a year.

Greyhound is so disorganized you cannot buy tickets online; they can't figure it out.

I have a hard time thinking that they actually want any customers. Their phone system has two options: neither one is specifically for buying tickets. One is for customer service, and just asks you to call a different number. An easy page to find on their website is media relations, like they expect news outlets to come show the world some sort of heinous thing that has happened there.

The really frustrating thing is that it shouldn't be this hard. There are a million air-ticket finding websites that do it third party, and Greyhound can't get it done internally? If there were any accountability, every executive in the company would have lost their job due to incompetence. I can't imagine their offices work any more effectively than the parody show starring Steve Carell of that name. Or the infamous comic by Scott Adams.

It really is laughable. And would be a great joke if I weren't trying to get places without having my own vehicle. I don't want one.

I call for the voluntary resignation of their top brass. But if they had any scruples, they would have done so already.

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